My Wish List

People with an eye for detail may have noticed that I've added an Amazon Wish List to my page here. No, I'm not going to start begging for gifts :p

I've gotten a lot of messages through formspring and twitter lately about my old wish list on xPeeps and MySpace and what they could send me... well I'm sure not gonna turn down gifts!

So with my birthday being this week (tomorrow actually!) and xmas coming up, I thought I'd go ahead and rework my Amazon list and post it up here. I'm still browsing through stuff but there's plenty of cool things there to get it started!

Just click through if you wanna get me something... oh, did I not mention that you'll always get something in return?? Anytime I get a gift, I always send a few very personal pictures back to the sender, of course they would be of me using or wearing the item and will always involve lots of nudity, sex, and all the good stuff you like to see ;)

And there we are :D

Who Would've Thought It'd Be So Hard To Find People To Fuck?!?!?

So as it has been very simply stated in my last post here, as well as on my twitter, adultspace, chubby parade, fetlife and so many more places around the net... we're looking for people to play with while we're on vacation in Florida!

Unfortunately it's not working out as well as it has in previous years :( Most of the people that have contacted us seem to be really into it and then end up being flakes about it, and we're not even there yet!

I guess we've been spoiled here, we've never had a problem meeting new people or hooking up with friends. And the swingers clubs and parties here are a blast, we always get to know cool people and if there's a charge, it's always a fair price. My hubby started looking into any clubs or parties we could find down there and it either ends up being a dead end or it's just plain not worth it.

We found what seemed to be a great club with events three or four days every week, it looked clean and comfortable, much like Club Sesso here in Portland. The only problem was we couldn't find any info on fees or costs, so we emailed them and finally got a response... they want a membership fee of $100 AND charge $75 per person, per night!! Holy shit!! And no, they don't do any discounts for couples and nothing special for out of town visitors. Fuck that!

So anyway, we're still looking for some decent people to hook up with while we're there, only two weeks away!!

Public Service Announcment! FLORIDA - Come Fuck Me!!

I know it's been forever since I've posted here, but I won't go into that now as I really don't have much time on here even now :(

BUT! I had to take a moment and post about our vacation to Florida! We're going to be down there for the last week of Oct/first week of Nov and we're looking for a gal(s) or perhaps a couple to play with ;)

I would actually love to make some real friends there as well since we visit once or twice a year for all the usual Universal/Disney/Seaworld kinda fun (we never miss Halloween Horror Nights!) and would like to have people to meet up and hang out with... but no strings fun is always good too! :D

Sooooooo... if you're interested and in or around the Kissimmee/Orlando area, feel free to shoot us a message at volupval@hotmail.com

You obviously know what I look like and I might be able to find a pic of my hubby for ya, but please include a pic of yourself/selves so we know you're serious :)

What's your favorite kind of foreplay?

Kissing, lots of deep passionate kissing! I love making out while being felt up or fingered! Nothing gets me hotter & wetter faster!

Ask me anything, anything at all! ;)

Where have you been, I haven't seen anything from you in a couple weeks, miss you!

I've been away from cyberspace for a few weeks, my Grandfather died and it was a pretty rough time for me. I then had to house sit for my aunt for a week an a half and didn't have access to a computer while there.

On top of all that I found my workplace blocked almost every website out there :( Strange thing though, I was cycling through my favs today and this site is no longer blocked, so I'm going to answer as many questions right now as I can! :D

Ask me anything at all!

Back Soon...

Just wanted to take a moment to let you all know why I haven't been around for about a week now, nor will I be posting anything for a bit longer.

I've had a death in my family, my Grandfather, and haven't really been taking it too well. His funeral is tomorrow and then I'm going out of town for the weekend with a girlfriend, my hubby is going to be in San Diego for the big comi-con.

But keep those comments and messages rolling in and don't stop asking questions on formspring.me... I may get to some of those later today as they're already starting to pile up, but at the least there will be a ton of answers coming next week.

Big kisses to all :* XoXoXo

You may not remember me but I got sucked off by you once at the Taboo gloryhole, you also let me grope you and finger you for a bit before I left. Just wanted to say you're a really, really great dick sucker and wondered if you'd be going back there?

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What's the craziest fantasy you've ever had that you can'y or won't do in real life?

I've actually experienced most of the fantasties I've ever had, there's none that I won't do if given the chance.

So for one that I can't do, as it's just impossible unless my parents hid the truth from me, is to have a threesome with my hubby and my twin sister.

I've had this dream many times, and masturbated to the fantasy as well, where one of us is riding his cock, one is riding his face and we're making out and groping each others tits and bellies. Seems simple but it gets me wet just thinking about it.

I also haven't fucked a set of twins but want to and will someday :)

Ask me anything at all!

How many cocks can you handle at once?

LOL, fun question! I assume you mean in a gangbang situation?

Ok, we did a gangbang set of pics years ago (lost in a hard drive crash, I sooo wish I still had them) and one pic, my fav, featured me taking it from every guy there.

I was on my back with a guy under me fucking my ass, one fucking my pussy, I had a cock in my mouth and one in each hand, then I had two guys fucking my tits, one on each side, and two guys fucking my belly, again one on each side.

So there's your answer... I can handle 9 cock at once! I could probably fit a couple more in somewhere but that's my current record :)

Ask me anything at all!

What kind of lucky guy managed to snag you?

I never really talk about him, so sure... he's a great guy and lucky indeed! But I always say that I'm just as lucky, probably more so in many ways.

He's what I would call a manly geek. He loves comics & video games, toys and statues, movies and cartoons and has the biggest assortment of t-shirts I've ever seen.

He wears shorts year-round and radiates heats, he always has a ton of energy and his sex drive almost matches mine!

He has two black belts, one 1st degree and one 3rd degree, in two different styles of martial arts and in one of them he is one of only 13 certified teachers in the US. He's a big Portland Trailblazers fan, through the good and the bad.

He's incredible with a camera and I think he should do something professional with his skill, but he's happy with it as a hobby.

He supports me in anything and everything I want to do. He's loving, stubborn, sexy, attentive, sweet, sarcastic, generous, exciting, rarely jealous, funny and so much more.

And did I mention how fucking great he is in bed? Mmmm yeah!

Ask me anything at all!

Do you like to give or receive rimjobs? (ass licking)

I love having someone lick my ass, who wouldn't, it feels good. And I really love to give a guy a rimjob while stroking his cock, it always makes him explode in a massive orgasm :D

BUT, it's all about hygene, if you're not clean then it's not happening.

Ask me anything at all!

Does it ever bother you that you're refered to as a slut or a slutwife?

Not at all! I'm a happily married woman AND I'm a kinky dirty slut... put it together and I'm a slutwife :)

Names and labels don't mean much to me - I am a BBW, I am a slut, I am fat, I am a geek, etc.

None of those words are bad things and It's sad that some people use terms as derogatory when they're really just words. I find it hot when someone calls me a slut ;)

Ask me anything at all!

when was the last fuck you had that wasn't with your hubby?

Today is Monday, it was Sunday, yesterday... last night, if you count women, and yesterday afternoon if you only mean guys :)

Saturday night we had a bit of a drunken orgy with 5 others, one of the guys stuck around and made sure to fuck me again before he left. Then a gal pal of my hubby came over last night and we ended up fucking until he got home and joined.

Ask me anything at all!

What's your favorite form of cuddling after sex?

Spooning... I really enjoy fucking in that position so that after a guy cums, we're already in a good place to relax and take in the moment.

I also really enjoy the feeling when the cock softens and plops out of me, allowing some cum to flow out of me and down between us.

The best thing about this is if we nap a bit after sex and I wake up in that same position with his cock hard again and poking around to get in me again! :D

Ask me anything at all!

What's your favorite kind of foreplay?

I love making out while our hands explore each other... kiss me passionately while you finger my pussy and I'm yours ;)

Ask me anything at all!