Back Soon...

Just wanted to take a moment to let you all know why I haven't been around for about a week now, nor will I be posting anything for a bit longer.

I've had a death in my family, my Grandfather, and haven't really been taking it too well. His funeral is tomorrow and then I'm going out of town for the weekend with a girlfriend, my hubby is going to be in San Diego for the big comi-con.

But keep those comments and messages rolling in and don't stop asking questions on formspring.me... I may get to some of those later today as they're already starting to pile up, but at the least there will be a ton of answers coming next week.

Big kisses to all :* XoXoXo

You may not remember me but I got sucked off by you once at the Taboo gloryhole, you also let me grope you and finger you for a bit before I left. Just wanted to say you're a really, really great dick sucker and wondered if you'd be going back there?

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What's the craziest fantasy you've ever had that you can'y or won't do in real life?

I've actually experienced most of the fantasties I've ever had, there's none that I won't do if given the chance.

So for one that I can't do, as it's just impossible unless my parents hid the truth from me, is to have a threesome with my hubby and my twin sister.

I've had this dream many times, and masturbated to the fantasy as well, where one of us is riding his cock, one is riding his face and we're making out and groping each others tits and bellies. Seems simple but it gets me wet just thinking about it.

I also haven't fucked a set of twins but want to and will someday :)

Ask me anything at all!

How many cocks can you handle at once?

LOL, fun question! I assume you mean in a gangbang situation?

Ok, we did a gangbang set of pics years ago (lost in a hard drive crash, I sooo wish I still had them) and one pic, my fav, featured me taking it from every guy there.

I was on my back with a guy under me fucking my ass, one fucking my pussy, I had a cock in my mouth and one in each hand, then I had two guys fucking my tits, one on each side, and two guys fucking my belly, again one on each side.

So there's your answer... I can handle 9 cock at once! I could probably fit a couple more in somewhere but that's my current record :)

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What kind of lucky guy managed to snag you?

I never really talk about him, so sure... he's a great guy and lucky indeed! But I always say that I'm just as lucky, probably more so in many ways.

He's what I would call a manly geek. He loves comics & video games, toys and statues, movies and cartoons and has the biggest assortment of t-shirts I've ever seen.

He wears shorts year-round and radiates heats, he always has a ton of energy and his sex drive almost matches mine!

He has two black belts, one 1st degree and one 3rd degree, in two different styles of martial arts and in one of them he is one of only 13 certified teachers in the US. He's a big Portland Trailblazers fan, through the good and the bad.

He's incredible with a camera and I think he should do something professional with his skill, but he's happy with it as a hobby.

He supports me in anything and everything I want to do. He's loving, stubborn, sexy, attentive, sweet, sarcastic, generous, exciting, rarely jealous, funny and so much more.

And did I mention how fucking great he is in bed? Mmmm yeah!

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Do you like to give or receive rimjobs? (ass licking)

I love having someone lick my ass, who wouldn't, it feels good. And I really love to give a guy a rimjob while stroking his cock, it always makes him explode in a massive orgasm :D

BUT, it's all about hygene, if you're not clean then it's not happening.

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Does it ever bother you that you're refered to as a slut or a slutwife?

Not at all! I'm a happily married woman AND I'm a kinky dirty slut... put it together and I'm a slutwife :)

Names and labels don't mean much to me - I am a BBW, I am a slut, I am fat, I am a geek, etc.

None of those words are bad things and It's sad that some people use terms as derogatory when they're really just words. I find it hot when someone calls me a slut ;)

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when was the last fuck you had that wasn't with your hubby?

Today is Monday, it was Sunday, yesterday... last night, if you count women, and yesterday afternoon if you only mean guys :)

Saturday night we had a bit of a drunken orgy with 5 others, one of the guys stuck around and made sure to fuck me again before he left. Then a gal pal of my hubby came over last night and we ended up fucking until he got home and joined.

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What's your favorite form of cuddling after sex?

Spooning... I really enjoy fucking in that position so that after a guy cums, we're already in a good place to relax and take in the moment.

I also really enjoy the feeling when the cock softens and plops out of me, allowing some cum to flow out of me and down between us.

The best thing about this is if we nap a bit after sex and I wake up in that same position with his cock hard again and poking around to get in me again! :D

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What's your favorite kind of foreplay?

I love making out while our hands explore each other... kiss me passionately while you finger my pussy and I'm yours ;)

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What was the longest you have sucked a dick?

Maybe an hour or so... I love to suck my hubby off while he's playing a video game, splitting his attention between me and the game makes him last a long time!

And the build up is incredible, when he finally does blow his load it's massive and powerful! I love it! :D

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How often do you fake an orgasm?

I don't... it does take a little effort for me to orgasm, but I usually cum fairly easily given the right mood and sensations. But if I don't, then it's not a big deal, I don't fake.

I feel when a woman does this, it teaches the wrong thing to guys. That if a woman doesn't orgasm then it wasn't good... that's not true AT ALL! It feels sooo good being stroked, fingered, licked and/or fucked and even if I don't cum that doesn't mean I didn't love every minute of it!

So girls... stop faking, and guys... get over a gals orgasm being an ego boost... everyone just do what you do and have fun!!

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Getting To Know Me...

It's been a busy couple weeks and I haven't been online much. But since I have a bit of extra time before I leave for work this morning, I thought I'd take a few minutes and tell you a little more about me... no, not my favorite color or what I was like when I was 4 years old... the good stuff! So here's all about me and the how, when, where, who and why of fucking!!

WHY

Let's start with why, that's an easy one... because it feels fucking incredible! I love cock, I love pussy, I love tits and asses and nipples and fingers and toes and assholes and tongues and lips and everything else! But what I love most of all is how it feels when all those body parts come together in so many different ways! That's why I fuck :D

HOW

So... how do I fuck... every which way I can! LOL! Ok, this one may be a long one as 'how' means a lot of different things.

I'm into doing and trying just about anything, except scatplay and the really hard stuff. I like some bondage and I enjoy getting rough sometimes, but my personal preference is that if it leaves a mark or draws blood then I don't really wanna do it. I don't mind playing the dominatrix and can humiliate and degrade, spank, slap, spit and shame with the best, if that's what you're into!

My favorite positions are probably reverse cowgirl - it allows me to ride at my speed while the guy plays with my ass and for some reason guys seem to really love my tits sliding and bouncing on their legs, and of course doggy - it's probably the best position for the deepest, hardest penetration and I love how my tits and belly hang and swing.

I'm the type that wants it in all my holes, I love sucking cock and enjoy anal. I'm also a cum slut and, as long as it's safe in terms of disease and such, I always want the cum inside me! It's fun when a guy want to cum on my tits or belly or face, etc, but the feeling of the cum hitting the walls of my pussy or ass, or shooting down my throat is just the best feeling for me!

I have a few fetishes I'm especially into... exhibitionism - I love showing off & flashing my body and sex in public is so erotic and exciting, gloryholes - there's just something so kinky about sucking and fucking anonymous cock, pussy pumping - vacuum pumping my pussy lips makes it look incredible, feel awesome and guys tell me it's even tighter than normal! Of course that's just a few things I'm into, it would take a much larger blog to list everything!

Finally, group sex... personally I like threesomes and foursomes best. I've been in some great orgies, pulled a couple trains and been the focus of some gangbangs but smaller group play is just more fun as you can feel more connected and comfortable with all involved. That's not to say I don't enjoy just bending over a pool table and letting guy after guy after guy just fuck the shit out of me, fill me with cum and then step aside for the next guy... sometimes that's all I need ;)

WHEN

Short answer... I love morning sex best! BUT I'm also deleriously happy fucking any of the other 23 hours a day, 7 days a week :D

WHERE

Another fairly short answer here... I'll do it just about anywhere. From a simple bed to my parents kitchen counter to an airplane bathroom or even in a coffin! Craziest place ever? In the middle of a clothing rack during open hours of a local Fred Meyer dept store!

And that's just fucking... there's also blowjobs in parking lots and theme park rides, handjobs on airplanes and in checkout lines, pussy fingering in restaurants and traffic jams, etc, etc, etc.

WHO

And finally who! Well, sure, let's start with my first... it was with my then boyfriend in the shower of my parents house. It was not enjoyable at all, in any way... sad to say my first sexual relationship was not good at all, I learned to quickly fake orgasms. If my sexual being was based on him and another after, you wouldn't be reading this and I'm sure I'd be one of those women who only has 'intercourse' for procreation purposes!

Thank God I met my hubby!! He made sex good... not just good, but AMAZING! He also opened me up to so many new and kinky things and, above all, made me feel so sexy and so good about myself. Without him, you would have never seen me naked, read about my sexy exploits or had a chance to fuck me... so everyone needs to bow down and thank him! ;)

So on to who I'm fucking right now -

• I have a steady fuck buddy, Jason, he's as close to a boyfriend as you can get when you're married, lol.
• My hubby has two girlfriends (lucky guy, I know), Summer & Emily, and of course they play with me as well :D
• We have a couple, Jim and Pamela (we tease them and call them our Office couple), that likes to come down from Seattle once or twice a month to go out with us and they always stay a night or two with us.
• My hubby also currently shares me with a couple of his friends, whom I can't name as they're both married.
• We've recently met a new friend (who you sorta saw in the pics posted a few weeks back), I can't name her as well due to her job. We've only had a chance to hook up with her a couple times now but we're hoping for more soon, especially since she has a new guy that wants to meet us, he's bi and into swinging too.
• Then there's always an occasional stranger or fan that we'll bring home for some fun.
• Oh, and of course my hubby, whom I fuck at least a couple times a day.

So there ya go... more fun info about yours truly! Now don't you just love getting to know someone better! ;D

Missed Connection...

That's what they call on Craigslist right? Where people post stuff like 'I saw you on the bus. You in a blue scarf - me holding a book of poetry - our eyes met and it was true love. I was about to say something but then your stop came and you ran off the bus in a panic'... or something like that right? lol

Anyway, today I'm gonna use my blog as a missed connection ad. Why? It'll become clear. Here goes.

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Last night I ordered a pizza, 6/16, 10pm. You came to my door in a Pizza Hut cap and jacket - I wore only a very tight yellow smurfs shirt with no bra (quite chilly last night as you could clearly tell) and a pair of red panties. You gave me a pizza, I gave you a good look at my ass when I put it down and grabbed my credit card. We talked PS3, your bedroom, and you mentioned your EX-wife as you stared at me for many long minutes.

I strongly felt as if you knew who I was but you were either too shy or maybe couldn't quite place me at the moment, not just the Val that ordered a pizza... but Voluptuous Val, the BBW slutwife. I liked you, it was very apparent you liked me, I'd be happy to fuck the life outta you. I was going to invite you in but then you took off before I could. So now you have my name, number and address... if you see this, leave me a comment here and come let me give you the 'tip' you deserve for a very tasty pizza ;)

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Ok, so what do ya think? Does it get my message across? Here's hoping :D

Masturbation: The perfect solo activity or is it better to share?

Does it have to be either/or? Masturbation is wonderful alone, with a friend or in a group :D

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