How often do you fake an orgasm?

I don't... it does take a little effort for me to orgasm, but I usually cum fairly easily given the right mood and sensations. But if I don't, then it's not a big deal, I don't fake.

I feel when a woman does this, it teaches the wrong thing to guys. That if a woman doesn't orgasm then it wasn't good... that's not true AT ALL! It feels sooo good being stroked, fingered, licked and/or fucked and even if I don't cum that doesn't mean I didn't love every minute of it!

So girls... stop faking, and guys... get over a gals orgasm being an ego boost... everyone just do what you do and have fun!!

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Getting To Know Me...

It's been a busy couple weeks and I haven't been online much. But since I have a bit of extra time before I leave for work this morning, I thought I'd take a few minutes and tell you a little more about me... no, not my favorite color or what I was like when I was 4 years old... the good stuff! So here's all about me and the how, when, where, who and why of fucking!!

WHY

Let's start with why, that's an easy one... because it feels fucking incredible! I love cock, I love pussy, I love tits and asses and nipples and fingers and toes and assholes and tongues and lips and everything else! But what I love most of all is how it feels when all those body parts come together in so many different ways! That's why I fuck :D

HOW

So... how do I fuck... every which way I can! LOL! Ok, this one may be a long one as 'how' means a lot of different things.

I'm into doing and trying just about anything, except scatplay and the really hard stuff. I like some bondage and I enjoy getting rough sometimes, but my personal preference is that if it leaves a mark or draws blood then I don't really wanna do it. I don't mind playing the dominatrix and can humiliate and degrade, spank, slap, spit and shame with the best, if that's what you're into!

My favorite positions are probably reverse cowgirl - it allows me to ride at my speed while the guy plays with my ass and for some reason guys seem to really love my tits sliding and bouncing on their legs, and of course doggy - it's probably the best position for the deepest, hardest penetration and I love how my tits and belly hang and swing.

I'm the type that wants it in all my holes, I love sucking cock and enjoy anal. I'm also a cum slut and, as long as it's safe in terms of disease and such, I always want the cum inside me! It's fun when a guy want to cum on my tits or belly or face, etc, but the feeling of the cum hitting the walls of my pussy or ass, or shooting down my throat is just the best feeling for me!

I have a few fetishes I'm especially into... exhibitionism - I love showing off & flashing my body and sex in public is so erotic and exciting, gloryholes - there's just something so kinky about sucking and fucking anonymous cock, pussy pumping - vacuum pumping my pussy lips makes it look incredible, feel awesome and guys tell me it's even tighter than normal! Of course that's just a few things I'm into, it would take a much larger blog to list everything!

Finally, group sex... personally I like threesomes and foursomes best. I've been in some great orgies, pulled a couple trains and been the focus of some gangbangs but smaller group play is just more fun as you can feel more connected and comfortable with all involved. That's not to say I don't enjoy just bending over a pool table and letting guy after guy after guy just fuck the shit out of me, fill me with cum and then step aside for the next guy... sometimes that's all I need ;)

WHEN

Short answer... I love morning sex best! BUT I'm also deleriously happy fucking any of the other 23 hours a day, 7 days a week :D

WHERE

Another fairly short answer here... I'll do it just about anywhere. From a simple bed to my parents kitchen counter to an airplane bathroom or even in a coffin! Craziest place ever? In the middle of a clothing rack during open hours of a local Fred Meyer dept store!

And that's just fucking... there's also blowjobs in parking lots and theme park rides, handjobs on airplanes and in checkout lines, pussy fingering in restaurants and traffic jams, etc, etc, etc.

WHO

And finally who! Well, sure, let's start with my first... it was with my then boyfriend in the shower of my parents house. It was not enjoyable at all, in any way... sad to say my first sexual relationship was not good at all, I learned to quickly fake orgasms. If my sexual being was based on him and another after, you wouldn't be reading this and I'm sure I'd be one of those women who only has 'intercourse' for procreation purposes!

Thank God I met my hubby!! He made sex good... not just good, but AMAZING! He also opened me up to so many new and kinky things and, above all, made me feel so sexy and so good about myself. Without him, you would have never seen me naked, read about my sexy exploits or had a chance to fuck me... so everyone needs to bow down and thank him! ;)

So on to who I'm fucking right now -

• I have a steady fuck buddy, Jason, he's as close to a boyfriend as you can get when you're married, lol.
• My hubby has two girlfriends (lucky guy, I know), Summer & Emily, and of course they play with me as well :D
• We have a couple, Jim and Pamela (we tease them and call them our Office couple), that likes to come down from Seattle once or twice a month to go out with us and they always stay a night or two with us.
• My hubby also currently shares me with a couple of his friends, whom I can't name as they're both married.
• We've recently met a new friend (who you sorta saw in the pics posted a few weeks back), I can't name her as well due to her job. We've only had a chance to hook up with her a couple times now but we're hoping for more soon, especially since she has a new guy that wants to meet us, he's bi and into swinging too.
• Then there's always an occasional stranger or fan that we'll bring home for some fun.
• Oh, and of course my hubby, whom I fuck at least a couple times a day.

So there ya go... more fun info about yours truly! Now don't you just love getting to know someone better! ;D

Missed Connection...

That's what they call on Craigslist right? Where people post stuff like 'I saw you on the bus. You in a blue scarf - me holding a book of poetry - our eyes met and it was true love. I was about to say something but then your stop came and you ran off the bus in a panic'... or something like that right? lol

Anyway, today I'm gonna use my blog as a missed connection ad. Why? It'll become clear. Here goes.

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Last night I ordered a pizza, 6/16, 10pm. You came to my door in a Pizza Hut cap and jacket - I wore only a very tight yellow smurfs shirt with no bra (quite chilly last night as you could clearly tell) and a pair of red panties. You gave me a pizza, I gave you a good look at my ass when I put it down and grabbed my credit card. We talked PS3, your bedroom, and you mentioned your EX-wife as you stared at me for many long minutes.

I strongly felt as if you knew who I was but you were either too shy or maybe couldn't quite place me at the moment, not just the Val that ordered a pizza... but Voluptuous Val, the BBW slutwife. I liked you, it was very apparent you liked me, I'd be happy to fuck the life outta you. I was going to invite you in but then you took off before I could. So now you have my name, number and address... if you see this, leave me a comment here and come let me give you the 'tip' you deserve for a very tasty pizza ;)

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Ok, so what do ya think? Does it get my message across? Here's hoping :D

Masturbation: The perfect solo activity or is it better to share?

Does it have to be either/or? Masturbation is wonderful alone, with a friend or in a group :D

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When it comes (cums?) to watching a man ejaculate do you prefer a few powerful spurts that fly over your shoulder or a creamy eruption that slides down the knuckles and shaft? Anything else you enjoy about watching a man masturbate?

Mmmmm, as long as he cums I don't care if it oozes or rockets through the air!

The more I think about it, it really doesn't matter how a guy cums since I prefer it when he cums inside one of my holes :D

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Do you like pussy and dick freshly washed or do you like them smelling a bit pungent/raunchy or both?

I love the taste, smell and smooth feel of a freshly cleaned cock/pussy but I actually really enjoy the natural scent of most people.

There have been a couple guys that I couldn't deal with, I would play for a bit and then mention that I do the really nasty stuff in the shower and they're more than happy to jump in there with me... problem solved ;)

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Awesome Art - Spotlight on Pockubus!

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Do youu prefer having a full bush, trimmed, or shaved or all three?

Depends on my mood really. I love the feeling of being fully shaved and completely smooth, but it's a lot of upkeep to have it that way all the time and unfortunately I don't always have time for that.

Most of the time I'd have to say I keep it nicely trimmed.

I also have guys that want me to have a full bush (like I do right now) and so I'll let it grow out every now and them to make them happy :)

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If you were granted the ability to be a man for a day, would you? If so, what's the first thing you would do? (My wife says she'd make me give her a blow job - not sure how to feel about that!)

LOL... yeah, I'd make you give me a blowjob too, if it's ok with your wife that it ;)

Seriously though, I'd probably be the biggest man-slut ever, sticking my cock into any hole I could find, male or female. I think it's the same with everyone, we always wonder what it feels like for the other person and it'd be cool to find out!

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A Few New Pics! Really!!

No way! YES WAY! It's been forever since I've posted some new pics here, and these are even more special for readers on my blog as they've never been posted anywhere else or seen by anyone else... tell your friends! hehe :D

Just a few pics of me having some fun with an exciting new friend not too long ago...

Hope ya liked em! Be sure to tell me what you think, k'?

Sexy Storytime - A Perfect Start To The Morning

A rare morning that our usual sex wasn't an option, I decided to have some quick fun.

I had to hurry... my hubby had to be up and on the way out in twenty minutes. He was still sleeping and I already shut off the alarm. I pulled my hair up and twisted it a couple times before tying it back, not wanting my hair to tickle him.

Of course I stepped on just the wrong spot of the floor, the same spot I always seem to step on when doing this, and I froze as a creak came from the floor. He was still sound asleep though... I snuck back over to the bed and very slowly, very carefully pulled the blankets off of him. I'm a blanket hog and he's fine with no covers at all so he didn't even stir. I looked at him for a few moments, staring at his cock first, eventually tearing my eyes away to trace the lines of his chest, his tummy, around to his legs. I shivered a moment... mmmm, he's perfect.

I tried to find a good position as I didn't want to wake him just yet, this was way too fun. No time for foreplay though, gotta do this quick or he'd wake up too early. I took him into my hand, limp and soft but it felt so good. I quickly lowered my mouth down onto it and started circling my tongue around the head, gently sucking on it.

My suction action was already having an effect, his cock growing larger in my mouth. I felt him start to stir and he made a cute little noise. After a bit of gentle sucking and playing his light snoring had stopped, but I didn't know he was awake yet until I felt his hand on my head. I smile as best I can and start sliding my mouth up and down his shaft, stroking him as my head moves.

I know what he likes. Quick little techniques. My tongue, flat so he can feel all of it against him, pressing him towards the top of my mouth as I suck hard, making my mouth feel very tight. Taking my lips to the very tip so I can play with the head and lap around and in the tiny hole. He likes it. I like it. He's so hard and so smooth and soft.

I hope he cums soon, but I know he's holding back, I can feel him getting really tense, holding his legs really tight together. I know he's trying not to cum, to make it last. I slowed down for a few moments, glancing at the clock. We don't really have time to hold back so I speed up my efforts, putting more passion into it, wanting him to cum in my mouth. I feel him tense really hard and his legs move around randomly, his hands are in my hair, holding my head really tightly, hurting me a little bit. I love it. He starts making soft noises deep in his throat and his cock begins to twitch in my mouth. It even seems to get a little bigger and harder, he's close, really close.

I pull most of him out of my mouth and continue stroking him with my hand, sucking hard and moving the tip of my tongue against the head of his cock. Then suddenly and powerfully he cums in my mouth. The first spurt always startles me as I feel it jet against my tongue amd shoot down my throat. It's salty and thick, but it always tastes so good. His hips lift up off the bed while he's cumming, his body shaking a bit and his hands holding my head firmly. A few more strong jets and it starts to calm down, leaving with a softening, twitching cock to clean up.

I happily lick it and kiss it until he pulls me up and kisses me, his lips pressed hard against mine. He pulls away and says, "I love you." I say it back and then it's time for him to get ready to go meet some friends, only ten minutes before he needs to leave so he's quick to dress and then he's gone.

I'm left alone, horny and happy. He'll gladly take care of me later, but this was all about him. My hubby's going to have a good day and I know I gave him a great start. I laugh, feeling good about myself so I hop in the shower and have some fun with myself... but that's another story ;)

I saw you liked gloryholes do you just suck on dicks or do you let guys fuck you to?

Yes, I love them and absolutely I let people fuck me, both through the hole and sometimes I'll let someone in with me.

I once tried a booth with two holes but it was a little too wide (or more likely I'm just too short :p) and I couldn't get the cock in my pussy and still reach the one to suck so I just had to jack him off.

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How many times a day do you masturbate? How & where?

Most weekdays I'll masturbate an average of twice a day. At least once or twice at work (in the bathroom or sitting at my desk) and then sometimes at home, if either my hubby is out or I just want to get myself going for sex.

Weekends I get myself off more often, randomly during the day or night whenever I feel the urge.

Last Saturday I was working in my garden and suddenly got so horny that I pulled my pants off and fucked myself with the handle of one of my hand tools. Then I just slid back into my pants and went right back to work :)

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Are you really bisexual or are you one of those that just take pictures with other women or pretend you've been with them?

I am absolutely bisexual and love being with all kinds of women - almost as much as men! I don't just pose or pretend... I enjoy going down on women, sucking, licking, fingering, fisting, eating creampies, using strapons... any and all of it!

In fact I've been with two women just in the past week! One a long time fuck buddy and the other a great new friend I think we'll be having lots more fun with in the future :D

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im dateing a plusized girl i <3 alot,iv tried 2convince her shes beautifull & that i Actually PREFUR bigirls bt shes still very garded &sensitive about her size &dont want her2 think im teasing her how do i Convince her its ok 2 B who she is &I <3 her 4it

Just be patient with her, keep with it but don't overwhelm her and don't try to convince her as that usually comes out sounding fake even though you mean well. Also, it's just as much what you do, not just what you say, that'll show her how beautiful she is.

Unfortunately even in this more enlightened time, a bigger gal grows up with society pounding it in her mind that she has to be skinny and perfect to be beautiful.

It took me finding my hubby to realize that, even with all my faults and blemishes, I am quite lovely and know that others can see that too. Most importantly, I have come to love my body and that's what really counts.

If you're able to share porn with her, take her to a forum like Chubby Parade and show her the many galleries of other gals and all the supportive and lustful comments they get.

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